Even if a lot of the sex toy selections in this humor site aren't all that "crazy ass" to us, we're not sure why anyone would actually want to use a mustachio'd jackoff sleeve, a creepy artifical foot/plastic vagina hybrid, or a $6000 love doll - although if there's one thing that writing a porn blog has taught us it's the truth of the old saw "to each his (or her) own". (Besides, we think the Vibrating Minty Glowing Lips are kinda cool.)

Crazy Ass Sex Toys (crazy-ass-sex-toys.com, via Sensible Erection)
See also: Shop for crazy ass (and other) sex toys at Blowfish and Eros Boutique.
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