As New York Post gossipeuse Cindy Adams rides the high-falutin' Queen Mary 2 across the Atlantic (or somewhere — she's on the fucking boat for days and we haven't been paying attention), fellow Postette Andrea Peyser takes a ride on the Staten Island Ferry and disses the ocean liner:

Out in the Atlantic, I hear the spiffy, new Queen Mary 2 is now wreaking havoc on the hair and makeup of its well-heeled clientele, as the maiden voyage of the massive snob-mover gets pummeled by a spring storm that, comically, nearly coincides with the 92nd anniversary of the maiden voyage of that other unsinkable wonder, the Titanic.

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