Think of the services offered by this Manhattan-based companionship agency as being akin to the differences between getting a cup of coffee from the corner deli and a double-shot grande decaf soy latte from somewhere else: "If a Member Client will only see a French speaking German, who's taller than 5' 6" but shorter than him, and who wears her hair in a pixie cut, a pencil skirt on her hips and a French cuffed blouse—and who smokes—well, that's who and what he'll see. Right down to the brand of cigarette." If only ordering coffee were so easy.

Girls in the Scenery (girlsinthescenery.com - thanks Amy)

Update Looks like the GITS folks' hypercustomized matching abilities will be put to the test at the Republican National Convention in NYC this summer: "Sex pros get ready for party" (NY Daily News, via Wonkette). How many 5'8", non-smoking, dirndl-wearing Ann Coulter lookalikes can there be in the Big Apple anyway?

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