We're not sure why Page Six is getting all hot and bothered about the fact that gay porn pup Chad Savage is working as a valet at a spooky right-wing retreat in the Bay Area - it's not like homosexuals in the service industry is breaking news, and Chad doesn't seem to have been active in the porn business since 2002 anyway. If a tape turns up showing Chad serving a bucketful o' chicken to Dick Cheney and Alan Greenspan, let us know. (Er, on second thought - don't.)

"Gay Porn Star Serves Moguls" (Page Six @ NY Post)
Chad Savage (model info @ All Worlds Video)
Chad Savage (videography @ Gay Erotic Video Index)
"How the West Was Hung" (review @ friskyfans.org)
See also: "Inside Bohemian Grove" (1991 article @ fair.org, via Gawker)

Update More about Chad's valet serving skills at Gay Porn Blog.

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