1. Looking for a job? "We're trying to create a corporation of complete vapidity — just to see if we can."
2. Still looking for a job? Perhaps you'd like to be a "manging editor." I hope they find someone sufficiently equestrian.
2. Britney and her baggy-pantsed alleged-loveslave Kevin Federline take to the beach.
3. The title speaks for itself: "The Olsen Twins Turn Eighteen featuring 'Roses' by OutKast. (Caution: audio, not necessarily worksafe, also very, very wrong.) [via Fleshbot]
4. Eurotrash makes some additions to the Quest 400 list, including Former Secretary of State and sparkling mass murderer Lord Henry Kissinger.
5. Starbucks to open on Avenue B? This is the end, hipsters. Freak out now or don't freak out at all. (Either way is fine with me.)

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