Every now and then, something crosses our inbox that is so spectacularly horrifying that we have to seriously consider the repurcussions of posting it here. We're still saving that Japanese live eel porn link to share with you later on this week (stay tuned!), but in the meantime, behold the contents of one of the most disturbing pieces of porn spam we've received in our entire career at Fleshbot ...

* * * * *

From: Paparazzi Shocker
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 10:41 PM
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Lisa Marie & Jeff Goldblum caught having S.ex on the beach====

SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT:

This e-mail contains images that are not suitable for children.
You must be at least 18 to scroll down or view links!

SHOCKING ! SHOCKING ! SHOCKING !

LISA MARIE, JEFF GOLDBLUM AND PINK
THIS NEW OUTREAGEOS SEX VIDEO IS HERE !

Is Jeff Goldbloom circumcised? How big is his cock? We have the video that shows his MASSIVE 11 inch cock!! And Lisa Marie and Pink get into a knock down, drag out fight over who gets to suck the monster first!! After a round of Rock, Paper, Scissor Pink won the chance to have Jeff's meat pole rammed into her ass!!! You have heard the rumors, you have seen the fakes.
We have the authentic footage of Jeff, Lisa Marie and Pink in an all out FUCK Fest on the beach. Who would have thought Goldbloom was hung like that or that Lisa Marie likes it in the Brown!!

This Video + Other Female Celebs Nude
Click here to see this video
and other pics of Lisa Marie and Pink naked !

* * * * *

(Link redacted. Like you would actually click on it?)

(OK, actually we did click, only to be directed to a typical popup-spawning bullshit porn site nightmare - but what did you expect from a site that can't even spell Jeff Goldblum's name correctly, never mind one which has to ask whether he's circumsized or not?)

Thanks to Madame X for the forward.

Previously: Lisa Marie on the Beach, Fake Pink Nudes

Contact information for this author is not available.