Yes, we fully believe there's someone in Kentwood, Louisiana with a bona fide porn tape featuring himself with Britney Spears. We also believe that Anna and Britney porn video was real, that there exists an 8mm loop of the Olsen Twins getting triple teamed by the Hanson brothers, and that that Paris Hilton/Nicole Lenz/Simon Rex threeway souvenir is going to turn up any day now. (Note to anonymous Craigslist poster, just in case: We're in New Orleans and will happily drive over the causeway to pick up the tape if you want to save on postage. Just give us a call.)

"Need help selling celeb porn tape" (losangeles.craigslist.org, via Defamer)

Update The listing has been deleted by Craigslist, those celebrity porn party poopers. Good thing we saved a copy of the text ...

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Need help selling celeb porn tape
Reply to: anon-33768604@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-06-14, 7:20PM PDT

I'm kinda unsure how to do this being a "county boy" but I have a tape shot of me and Britney Spears and I was wondering if anyone in the big city of LA would know who I could sell it to. I need the money and she dosn't even talk to me anymore, thanks a lot.

this is in or around Kentwood, LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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