If we're to believe Jason Alexander, Britney Spears' hastily dismissed (and admirably opportunistic) childhood friend and ex-husband who sold his story to the News of the World this weekend, his 55-hour marriage to the progressively passé pop princess began with a panty-less run down the aisle and included at least two rounds of hot bathroom sex before ending in the ignominious situation of having his bride change her cell phone number so he couldn't contact her any more. Looks like that Federline person has a lot to look forward to.

"Britney was my sex-mad bride" (News of the World UK - thanks Iko)
See also: "I'm A Brit Like Janet" (previously unpublished, groan-inducingly titled nip slip photo @ The Sun UK)
Previously: Britney's Porn Tape, Britney's Spring Break, Britney's Porn Party, Britney Gets Married

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