· Hey, we have an awesome idea. How about, when Donald Trump signs your copy of How to Get Rich, you tell him, "You're fired!" Then, same store, seven hours later, when Myrna Blyth signs your copy of Spin Sisters, you tell her, "You're an asshole!"
· What's better than a Morningwood show? A free Morningwood show with guest DJs Mark Ronson and Cat from Fanny Pack.
· Learn the art — or should we say tarte? Oh, har har — of food writing with Rocco DiSpirito, Sam Sifton, Andrew Rossi, Julia Moskin, John Willoughby and Maile Carpenter at the CUNY Graduate Center.

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