So Karlie Kloss is just wearing normal relaxed outfit like the rest of us mortals until she strips her mom jeans off to reveal the lingerie-clad vixen beneath and then ...
So Karlie Kloss is just wearing normal relaxed outfit like the rest of us mortals until she strips her mom jeans off to reveal the lingerie-clad vixen beneath and then dons a pretty pretty sundress, becoming a feminine ladyface again. Because gender is just a performance, or so we overheard at a party last night.
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Sometimes when you tear off someone’s clothes you’re really hoping to find some brightly-colored exciting underpants, but hey, if it’s Barbara Palvin’s clothes you’re tearing off we’re betting you won’t mind the muted coverage.
It’s that time of year, when you can find a disgusting rusted metal boat floating in some isolated lake, tear off all the trappings of society, lay back, and make sure your inner labia is just the right shade of whatever.
To be real, we could watch Lorelei Lee read the back of a cereal box and be engrossed. On the other hand, thank gooooodness Lorelei Lee chose the profession of “epic porn star” and not “epic back of cereal box reader” (we’re assuming that would be some sort of performance art thing).
If you have to wear pasties, why not wear pasties with glitter? Or smilie faces? Or phasers set to stun? Or the perioditc table of elements? Or matching pairs like Burt and Ernie? Coffee and Cream! Bush and Obama! Sonny and Cher! Milo and Otis!
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We love a good jail cell fuck, but for a site that doesn’t feature a wide range of black performers, this may not have been a very wise decision.
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We’re not sure if it’s medically validated, but we’re pretty sure facials are great for your health. They’re great for skin, they elevate seratonin levels, and they strengthen tooth enamel (hence the importance of the smile). But, uh, okay. In reality these likely factoids aren’t 100% true. But that doesn’t really matter to us! Because they make us feel good, that’s all.
That Mandy! She really knows how to have a good time — yet also remain green and efficient. You see, once she drinks all the vodka from the bottle, she hops aboard the whole “Reuse, recycle, reduce” train and re-utilizes that thing as a stellar masturbator! She should probably be the spokesbabe for some nationwide campaign where everyone sends all their recyclables to her, to bang them. We think that makes sense as a plan. Who said environmental consciousness couldn’t be smoking hot?
Of all the different ways you could poke and prod a perky little butt, the most naturally beautiful, and arguably the tastiest way, is by fucking it hard with your very own tongue.
Can’t nobody tell Rhana da Rocha how to dress. Yes, she is a model, and she has to wear fancy fashion items in order to make a living, but she’s free to wear things how she pleases. If she want to use a purse as a bra, she can; if she wants to wear her jacket backwards and show her ass off, then her buns shall be chilly. That shall be righteously chilly.
Stoya on the rooftop! Kimberly Kane trying on tights! Veruca James flashing her pussy by the slot machines! Yes, these are the pictures that didn’t make it into the special AVN issue of Hustler, and we’re just fine with that. If Hustler doesn’t want ‘em, we’ll take ‘em, we’ll drool over ‘em–and not because we miss Las Vegas (although the place definitely has its perks).
The time was right, Cara Delevingne. It’s nighttime, you’re with a posse, you’re moving through a crowd, the photographer has the sharp angle on your cleavage, and your nipple would be right there except for the pasties on your boob. Almost, Cara. Almost.
That’s basically the bottom line here. But we’ll make some commentary because, hey, that’s what we do. Your room is a little messy, girls. Maybe it’s clothes and undies strewn about from deciding what to wear for a night out to the club. Or maybe those are bags full of lovely new dildos just waiting to be tested out. Hell, maybe you’re gonna squeeze both these activities into the same evening… So, you better get a move on! There’s no time to just sit around fondling each other and all deep-tonguing each other’s throats. Just kidding — there’s always time for that.
Did you know that the most commonly reported sexual problem for heterosexual couples is that the man’s penis is too large? (We may have mentioned this in the past.) No one in this movie has any complaints of that nature; we just wanted to make sure you don’t feel bad for having a cock smaller than Mandingo’s. We’re all in that boat with you, brother.