On Your Knees: “Ass Worship 15″

Apr 15, 14 On Your Knees: “Ass Worship 15″

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Ready to worship? Collected under the banner of "Ass Worship 15" are graven images and idols that demand the ultimate sacrifice. ...read... read more

US Airways Takes Twitter on a Flight of Pornographic Heights

Apr 15, 14 US Airways Takes Twitter on a Flight of Pornographic Heights

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We known airlines are hated by passengers for losing their luggage, bumping them off flights and delays, and social media campaigns are fighting to polish that tarnished imaged, but a plane penetrating a pussy seems a bit hard even by our standards. ...read... read more

Viagra and Champagne Ice Cream Is a Treat for Your Pants

Apr 15, 14 Viagra and Champagne Ice Cream Is a Treat for Your Pants

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A British ice-cream manufacturer has developed a flavor that is not only tasty, but also a cure for limp dick. No word on whether it's side-effects include brain freeze, but few men will care if their pricks are frozen stiff. ...read... read more

Good Housekeeping on Good Vibrators for Horny British Babes

Apr 14, 14 Good Housekeeping on Good Vibrators for Horny British Babes

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Good Housekeeping is keeping up with the times and has recently surveyed women in the UK as to what their favorite vibrator was. You didn't think women pleasured themselves alone with their buzzcocks? You should be reading more Good Housekeeping. ...read... read more

“Seduced By Mommy 8″: She’s Going to Raise You Up

Apr 14, 14 “Seduced By Mommy 8″: She’s Going to Raise You Up

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"Seduced By Mommy 8" is out, and Mother's Day will never be the same. ...read... read more

“Joys of Erotic Massage”: The Horny Power of Touch

Apr 14, 14 “Joys of Erotic Massage”: The Horny Power of Touch

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There's nothing better to sooth the savage breast than music, but we say stuff the sound system and give us a massage, the more erotic the better. That's why we're naked, prone on the floor, with "Joy of Erotic Massage" playing on an endless loop. We've never felt more relaxed. ...read... read more