Are you excited about the new season of "Arrested Development" hitting Netflix this weekend? So are we! The show has everything: great writing, brilliant pacing, running gag after running gag, ...
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Cum. It does the body good.
– Is definitely one who will deliver some delightful cunnilingus as you languidly lounge beside the pool. Right? Because along with making sure chlorine levels are safe and everything’s pristine and sparkling, keeping the pool mistress satisfied comes along with the work. At least in our ideal world. Which is pretty well encapsulated by these idyllic scene. Damn, can you make room for us on that luxurious pool float of yours?
Housekeeper Selena Rose has a secret trick that keeps her from being jittery when the INS comes sniffing around employer Manuel Ferrara’s house: she fucks anyone.
It may be the first time for Adam, but he’s had a hell of a lot more than this in his hole before—just check out this insane dildo he sat on last night!
Jodie Marsh is an undeniable bombshell, and we’ve been familiar with her work for quite some time, but we’ve never felt closer to her than we do now. “I’ve been celibate for the best part of two years now,” she tells Zoo, adding with no shame, “and my dildo is totally worn out.” Girl, tell us all about it.
Are you excited about the new season of “Arrested Development” hitting Netflix this weekend? So are we! The show has everything: great writing, brilliant pacing, running gag after running gag, and loads of gorgeous actresses we love to ogle. The fact that “Arrested Development” is full of hotties is often overlooked, but here we are, looking at that fact, telling you where to find their boobs.
Yesterday, Jimmy Fanz tweeted a photo of himself rockin’ some daisy dukes, and honestly, it should be a crime for him to wear anything longer than this.
I am a single mom of a nine month old and ready to get laid again. However, OKCupid’s staff robot persists in recommending illiterate trolls to me and telling me we are excellent matches. WTF? Does my age (mid-thirties) and parent status throw the stats off so that I am now only considered viable for divorced alcoholics? Olivia, I am well-educated, kind, voluptuous, adventurous, and excellent in bed. Why have I been consigned to the internet dating ghetto? Should I lie on my profile and fulfill the desperate cougar stereotype? Disavow my son? But we both know hookups that begin in a web of lies come to no good. My baby keeps me from socializing most of the time, so I don’t meet a lot of new people. What would you recommend?
Unless New Linkups Apply I’ll Desiccate
Yeah, people are all creaming themselves like crazy over the new Xbox Kinect, and sure, the new and improved sensing capabilities are pretty impressive. But we’ve been (literally) creaming ourselves over interactives for years — all thanks to the endless well that is POV porn.
In this edition of “MILFs Seeking Boys,” it seems like the MILFs aren’t necessarily on the prowl for young man penis, but instead find that the only way they can help the immature minds around them is to break them down (with fucking) and build them up again (with more fucking). They’re like the MKUltra of MILFs.
Are you familiar with El Grace? Well, if you were cool and living in New York you would be. (We’re not.) Fortunately, all the familiarity you’d normally gain from a year’s worth of jamming and partying with El Grace can be gained by browsing Terry Richardson’s Diary, where this young model/musician/photographer/mega-babe is quite naked.
On the one hand, we’re excited for Camille and all that this mainstream exposure means for such a daring and awesome independent pornographer. On the other hand, we’re excited for Playboy readers and the fellatio-loving population of the world, because those who don’t know Camille Crimson are sure to have their lives (and their loins) changed by this woman. The future is bright and blowjobby!
He loves under boob.
My eyes were tightly shut, my breasts swung, my hand gripped his giant, hot erection, and my mouth enveloped his lollipop cock.
Bel Ami fans’ biggest criticism of Chase Austin? His asshole is “too hairy.” Speak for yourselves, Eastern European men, because hairy assholes are in high demand here in America.
It’s too damn hot in New York right now, and we have to stay in the office with our broken air conditioner. Where would we rather be? The park. The forest. We long to be outside, frolicking in the fresh air, until we come across a group of babes picnicking in the nude. This is our dream of the moment.
It seems the skin from Cannes keeps on coming! This is a lovely way for an upskirt photo to form, and we wonder if French actress Zoe Felix was too caught up in the romantic moment to worry about where her ass was pointing. If she really loves that man, she won’t be concerned about her butt. This is the ultimate test of a relationship.
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If there’s one thing we like, it’s a saucy MILF. If there’s one thing we like even better, it’s two of them! This isn’t the first time we’ve seen these mega-MILFs together — but it looks like they’ve perfected their relationship by way of sexy makeouts, tasty fingerbangs, and lapping upon giant, MILFy tits. It’s a beautiful affair.