No, you're not still dreaming, that is indeed a young Russell Crowe. And if you're thinking of the Danielle Spencer who played Dee Thomas in "What's Happening!!" back in the ...
If there’s one thing we like, it’s a saucy MILF. If there’s one thing we like even better, it’s two of them! This isn’t the first time we’ve seen these mega-MILFs together — but it looks like they’ve perfected their relationship by way of sexy makeouts, tasty fingerbangs, and lapping upon giant, MILFy tits. It’s a beautiful affair.
Is it makeup? Is it molasses? Who can say? All we know is that we like it, and this Estonian babe named Triinu is rocking it so damn hard. This is what the Lady of the Lake would look like if she lived in the La Brea Tar Pits (but we’re sure Triinu smells a million times better than that).
Hoodies are great for getting caught out in the rain—apparently they also come in handy when your cum flies sky high and you don’t have a free hand to hold up an umbrella.
No, you’re not still dreaming, that is indeed a young Russell Crowe. And if you’re thinking of the Danielle Spencer who played Dee Thomas in “What’s Happening!!” back in the day, you’re thinking of the wrong Danielle Spencer. You need to get your head on straight. It’s Wednesday and there are Australians having sex right in front of you.
There’s nary a thing like it — especially barebacked inside a babe. Now that’s a good jizz. It’s the kind of jizz that’s akin to eating dessert first, to diving in the deep-end, to dancing ’til the sun comes up. It just may be the greatest kind of jizz there is! Although we won’t hold ourselves to such blanket statements. We will verify that we’re really into it, though. (But what aren’t we into, really?).
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Who needs Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto in outer space when you can watch these crazy hot young studs sucking and fucking and blowing their giant wads?
No, this isn’t your run of the mill sleight-of-hand with cards, quarters, or bunnies in hats. These ladies don’t even need a magic wand to make our head spin. Although we guess a magic dildo sort of counts. But we suppose any dildo would become a little enchanted if placed between Nikki and Veruca. When their powers combine, they could probably part the sea of traffic in LA, flatten the Hollywood Hills, or expunge the city of real housewives. They could do this, sure. But turning their faculties to lascivious lesbian sex likely makes the greatest good. At least we think so.
Check out Veronica Ricci and her babely buds, all hangin’ out on Stagg Street
More pleasant (much more pleasant, actually) than watching the awkward sex on restaurant equipment on display in “LA MILF Truck” is knowing that that same truck sells authentic New York Italian Ice to little leaguers across the San Fernando Valley.
Just because she’s dressed like she’s on “Baywatch” doesn’t mean she’ll be jumping in the water to drag your ass to the shore. It depends: are you cute? Do you think she’s cute? Would you be willing to polish her sunglasses and brush the sand off her nipples? Do you even remember what “Baywatch” was like as a TV show? We sure don’t.
We’re actually damn proud of Digital Playground for this one. Telemarketing has to be one of the most under-represented careers in the porn industry! We recall Eva Angelina in such a scene in the past, but these people here went ahead and made a whole damn film about those lonely, hard-working, eternally-hated voices. It brings a tear to the eye.
“Helix Academy” is pretty much a schoolboy crush compilation with star jocks, class clowns, and tons of hot hallway sex. Think Road Strip meets Harry Potter’s dick.
Maybe it’s because we’ve got open-air banging on the brain, but if we were this hottie fucking couple, we’d throw open the shutters and let the cool night air waft over our writhing, reverse cowgirling bodies. It adds a bit of dusky, twilight romance to the whole encounter.
Speak of the devil — we were just talking about Mystique from X-Men, and as luck would have it, some tweeted photos of lady du jour Jennifer Lawrence ended up in front of our faces. She’s playing young Mystique in the upcoming X-Men film, and if we squint our eyes and turn up our knob for mutant-lust, we’ve got ourselves a real treat here.
It feels like only yesterday we were hearing about this newcomer Beth Humphreys and ogling her huge tits alongside other fresh faces. Now look at her! She’s introducing new name into the lad’s mag circuit–better yet, she’s licking the new talent to see how they taste.
We’re quickly careening into summertime and with its sunny skies and warm breezes come a parade of picnics, pool parties, barbecues, patio drinking, and — for those adventurous friends among us — plenty of outdoor boning! So grab yourself a bratwurst and a keg beer and witness the beauty of nature in its full, full glory.
Performer to director seems like a natural career trajectory in this industry, but we think Fratmen ultimately came out on top of this deal. Zane managed to build one of the greatest sites on the internet in less than a year, which is exactly why Fratpad hired him.