Anal certainly has a reputation for being rough and raunchy, and with good reason. Just feast your eyes on Dana Dearmond with her legs bent back, getting her gaping asshole ...
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Up Up And Into Nicole Neal
You know beneath her mild-mannered veneer every girl has a supernaked superhorny superheroine alter-ego just bursting to explode into the world. She cums faster than a speeding bullet, and can leap onto your cock in a single bound. She wants to give you radioactive bites all over your body and you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
Nadja Giramata Is Out Of Habit
Nuns. They’re married to the son of god. It’s a long distance relationship to say the least. He’s always away on business, so you know they’ve got to be real creative about entertaining themselves. Thus all the elaborate rituals and preoccupation with criticizing Julie Andrews’ free spirit, etc. But isn’t
Romancing The Ass
Anal certainly has a reputation for being rough and raunchy, and with good reason. Just feast your eyes on Dana Dearmond with her legs bent back, getting her gaping asshole stuffed full of her panties, and you’ll have an idea of what we mean.
What Color Are Your Panties Rosario Dawson Upskirt
Maybe it’s because she enjoyed our enjoyment of her full frontal naked body in “Trance” recently, but Rosario certainly seems to be saying to us “Lookit what my slitty slutty skirt can do! Pure white sparkles on the top, spread legs on the bottom!”
The Real Housewives of DancingBear County
These women are nuts! And that’s before the male strippers show up…just kidding. But, when the dudes start taking it all off, these regular everyday women go bonkers, they can’t get enough. It still amazes me every single time!
A Facial From The Heavens
Okay, so we can’t say we know for sure what a facial from God would look like (a hurricane? monsoon season?) but with the celestial light surrounding this babe, we think she just might be an angel. Albeit one that’s dripping with a massive cumload, but that only serves to augment her ethereal beauty. Who needs flowing, silvery robes when you can have ropes of gossamer cum all up on your face? Nobody, that’s who! Oh, Facial Friday, we sing your praises.
Fucking Is the Best Part of Vacation
You may think it’s taking a breather from work, exploring new destinations, or horseback riding on the beach—but you’re wrong, it’s the hot, hot butt-sex every time.
Bring Out Your Butts!
Because Sinn Sage is in town, and ain’t nobody wanna miss that. It’s like when the old-timey instrument repairfellow would pass through town twice a year, and all the violinists from miles around would bring their fiddles for a tune-up. It’s like that, except Sinn Sage does it for hot chicks and their asses. Yeah, she gets that body feelin’ right. She does it like no one else can, and that’s why she’s a master of her craft. Come to think of it, we could use a little adjusting ourself. Oh, Sinn? We need you!
Thank G-d Your Ass Didn’t REALLY Get Wrecked, A.J. Applegate
“Assacre” (Asses Being Wrecked By Dicks And Dildo’s [sic]) stars the juicy blue-eyed A.J. Applegate, who opens the scene by sucking on an acrylic dildo while her ass remains as yet unwrecked. In fact, her mouth isn’t even wrecked.
Stoya Looks “Behind The Beef Curtains” For Vice
Look, we know, it’s kind of a gross title, but that’s the one that Stoya would’ve picked! As it stands, her editor picked the title for her article about why we find pornstars’ Twitter accounts so damn fascinating. Tell us, Stoya! Drop some knowledge upon our domes!
Xochitl: Out Of The Fridge, Out Of Her Clothes
Remember this gal? It’s the babe we saw hanging out topless in the fridge at that Whores N’ Gold party! Her name is Xochitl (it means flower, but we immediately thought of that brand of tortilla chips) and Igor says she’s “beautiful and sort of nuts and really awesome.”
Hotel Room Funtimes
Hey, sometimes the best part of vacation happens without leaving the confines of your hotel room. There’s premium cable, delectable room service, a king-sized bed, blackout curtains, and plenty of space for good lovin’. Now, maybe with the Empire State Building or the Champs-Élysées right out your window, you know, eventually you should get out there. But there’s nothing wrong with scheduling some bone-time in on your itinerary. We think it makes the whole trip go a bit more smoothly (and funly).







