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Red! The Color of Alice Barlow! Black! The… Color of Alice Barlow!
From soap star to British Voice contestant, Alice Barlow is proving to be a double threat, which may explain why she appears here in red and black panty sets. Honestly at first we thought she was two different girls, which goes to show you either Alice Barlow’s duality/versatility or something about dark colors and photoshop.
Candice Swanepoel’s Eiffel Tower
We love the Eiffel tower on Candice Swanepoel, because it makes us think of the Eiffel tower as an enormous vagina looming over the people of Paris. We do sort of wish the tower were upsidedown so we could imagine it as a V laying across Candice Swanepoel’s vagina. And then we could imagine Candice Swanepoel’s vagina as an enormous vagina taking over Paris!
Rear Window
If you had a beautiful house in the countryside, wouldn’t you fill it will gorgeous femme dommes and slaves in perfect fetish gear? And if you were playing in your home in the countryside, wouldn’t you put on a show on the off-chance that someone in a cowboy hat was lurking around your property and peering in through the window?
Freja Beha Erichsen’s Armpit Star
Everyone knows the star tattoo is the millennial right of passage – it’s the butterfly tramp stamp for the alt set. But while many ladies have chosen to get nautical stars on their forearms or feet or bellies, Freja Beha Erichsen has one on her armpit.
Karlie Kloss Is Adorbs
So Karlie Kloss is just wearing normal relaxed outfit like the rest of us mortals until she strips her mom jeans off to reveal the lingerie-clad vixen beneath and then dons a pretty pretty sundress, becoming a feminine ladyface again. Because gender is just a performance, or so we overheard at a party last night.
HookUP.com – Other sites wish they had this domain name!
With 15 million users in it’s database, HookUP.com is growing to be one of the most popular HookUP sites on the Internet! Pursued for acquisition for years by other dating sites and dating companies, HookUP.com is proving to be the place to go to HookUP!
Barbara Palvin Makes Granny Panties Look Better Than Thongs
Sometimes when you tear off someone’s clothes you’re really hoping to find some brightly-colored exciting underpants, but hey, if it’s Barbara Palvin’s clothes you’re tearing off we’re betting you won’t mind the muted coverage.
Coxy Gets An Inner Labia Tan
It’s that time of year, when you can find a disgusting rusted metal boat floating in some isolated lake, tear off all the trappings of society, lay back, and make sure your inner labia is just the right shade of whatever.
Lorelei Lee Cums Like A Motherfucker
To be real, we could watch Lorelei Lee read the back of a cereal box and be engrossed. On the other hand, thank gooooodness Lorelei Lee chose the profession of “epic porn star” and not “epic back of cereal box reader” (we’re assuming that would be some sort of performance art thing).
Piper Perabo Pasties Party
If you have to wear pasties, why not wear pasties with glitter? Or smilie faces? Or phasers set to stun? Or the perioditc table of elements? Or matching pairs like Burt and Ernie? Coffee and Cream! Bush and Obama! Sonny and Cher! Milo and Otis!
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Men.com Puts Their Only Black Performers In A Prison Cell to Fuck Rocco Reed
We love a good jail cell fuck, but for a site that doesn’t feature a wide range of black performers, this may not have been a very wise decision.
Facials Keep Your Smile Sparkling
We’re not sure if it’s medically validated, but we’re pretty sure facials are great for your health. They’re great for skin, they elevate seratonin levels, and they strengthen tooth enamel (hence the importance of the smile). But, uh, okay. In reality these likely factoids aren’t 100% true. But that doesn’t really matter to us! Because they make us feel good, that’s all.
She’s A Freak, And We Like That
That Mandy! She really knows how to have a good time — yet also remain green and efficient. You see, once she drinks all the vodka from the bottle, she hops aboard the whole “Reuse, recycle, reduce” train and re-utilizes that thing as a stellar masturbator! She should probably be the spokesbabe for some nationwide campaign where everyone sends all their recyclables to her, to bang them. We think that makes sense as a plan. Who said environmental consciousness couldn’t be smoking hot?
Dig In: Watch and Learn How to Give the World’s Greatest Rimjob
Of all the different ways you could poke and prod a perky little butt, the most naturally beautiful, and arguably the tastiest way, is by fucking it hard with your very own tongue.
