We very much appreciate Magdalena Berus's attitude towards sex in "Bejbi Blues." She's not looking for candlelight or a sensual massage; her aims are simple, her desires are within reach, ...
Amy Adams is a gorgeous lady and we appreciate every chance we get to look at her, but do you know what our favorite part of her is right now? Her overcoat. That khaki trench looking thing is absolutely divine; it makes it seem like Amy is going somewhere to flash somebody with her sexy bod (her possibly panty-less bod).
Wow. Looks like it’s pretty nice to be Tony Ribas! There he is just minding his own business when all of a sudden he’s stormed by two busty brunettes on a mission to take him for their own. They wordlessly force him to turn his cock over to them — all of it — and take his face for a ride. He’s a good sport about it, though, which we think is the correct response.
Being lost in the desert doesn’t sound so bad, right? If you have a pair of gorgeous models with you (and enough sunblock to last for…ever), then you’ll never be bored. They’ll summon sand clouds and snuggle up together and you can live in a sand castle with them! Good luck finding water though.
We very much appreciate Magdalena Berus’s attitude towards sex in “Bejbi Blues.” She’s not looking for candlelight or a sensual massage; her aims are simple, her desires are within reach, and when she strips naked in front of you, that’s all the signal you need to know what comes next.
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Forgive us, for we once again must skip a letter (U) in favor of one with better words for our beloved Encyclopedia of Smut. Please feel free to pretend we’re Roman and V is the same thing as U. Anyway, virgins: what are we doing talking about them on a website about porn?
These guys. Oh, we could follow their sexual escapades forever. From her first delirious moans upon initial penetration, to him just railing on her from behind, there’s much to see and appreciate here. And with their creative camera positioning, we’re put in a great place to enjoy their positioning. Bring on your ass, your pussy, your hot, bushy chicks! Your ballsacks, your vibrators, your doggystyle dicks! Yeah, we like it all.
But seriously though, can anyone discern a storyline to this video?
Well, shit. Just look at that thing, will ya? We’re a little wide-eyed and awestruck… But Kiki Minaj jumps right into action. Apparently this shockingly-endowed fellow, Danny D, works from home and Kiki’s sick and tired of seeing him languish in front of the computer. So she decides to bang some life into him and, well, we think that’s a great idea. We work from home and wouldn’t mind hearing Kiki knock on our door. But we’re torn. Because our work-from-home work entails watching stuff like this, and delivering it to y’all. How would we reconcile these scenarios? Our worlds are conflating! Ahhh! We better take a minute, look at this big-ass cock, and breathe.
…even if Lisa Ann’s never having given birth excludes her from being a “pure” MILF, we’re happy to make her an honorary one.
Dudes can find dudes with their smartphones, hetero individuals can find other heteros too, but what about ladies looking for ladies? Why isn’t there a lusty locator app for the vaginally-inclined among us? There is! (Or there soon will be!) It’s called The Sizzr, and it needs your help getting off the ground.
Check out some of this dude’s most recent public fucks here. They’re just preview clips, but he’ll sell you the full versions for the right price on his Tumblr page.
Y’all know I’ve got basically every kind of sex toy under the sun. I love and appreciate them all for their differences and particular merits. One thing that’s eluded me in all my years of toying, however, is the simplest, the most basic and fundamental of toys: the dildo. That’s it — the straight-up dildo. I guess I was taken in by all the bells and whistles of space-age future toys that I let this elemental tool escape me. My bad.