Joanna Angel Does Dave Navarro

Dave Navarro is a rock legend. I'm sure you know who he is; he's that handsome guy who played in Jane's Addiction, and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and um...he was also in a recent advertisement for Citibank. When you're on national TV encouraging people to get credit cards, you have truly made it. However, even with all his big accomplishments, he seems to always find time in his schedule to go to the AVN Awards. I'm not sure why he continues to regularly grace the porn industry with his presence but...he does! And throughout the years, we have developed a unique friendship. Anyway, here's a little chitchat that ensued between us at 4 am via Text.

Dave: Hey you—where is your AVN party this year?

Me: Oh, it's at Sapphire!

Can I go with you?! I want to support BurningAngel.

Sure! But only if I can interview you for Fleshbot. I'm supposed to hand in a blog for them in the morning and I forgot to do it.

Alright. Sure.

Soooooo, I see you at every porn awards show—but never in a porn. Why!?

There MAY or may not be a private collection floating around somewhere, but let's be honest. There are a couple reasons.
A. I don't wanna turn my favorite past-time into work
B. Nobody wants to see ME fuck anyone
C. We all know the star of any good movie is the girl! I would require more attention.
D. We have already seen one rock musician turned male talent. I'm certain we can all agree that's more than enough! (I kid, Evan, I kid!)

What do you like about the AVN awards?

It's like an annual episode of "This Is Your Life". I keep waiting for them to bring out my high school principal.

What do you hate about them?

That everyone can't be a winner!

What are you going to wear this year?

Really, Joanna? THAT'S what you came up with?

Sorry, it seemed like a good question. Umm.. If I make you some 8 x 10's, will you sign at the BurningAngel booth?

Yes. I would do anything to be near Draven.

Well, unfortunately she won't be there, but we have some movies with her in it. If you ever do put your penis in a movie, who would co-star in it?

A REALLY small girl.

There are several songs off the new Jane's Addiction album that I really like. If I wink and smile at you in the right way—can I use one of them for the intro credits of my next movie?

For a wink and a smile, I can get you a Kreayshawn track.

Who's better in bed? Be honest! Pornstars or Supermodels?

Pornstars, because supermodels always demand dinner.

How do you feel about the fact that we have known each other for like 6 years and never boned each other?

It makes me never want to let you use a Jane's song in one of your films.

Haha...ok—last question—Would you rather eat a burrito or a taco or a fajita?

I see. Cause my name is Navarro? Lemme answer this question with another question. Would YOU rather eat a knish, a bagel or a helping of gefilte fish?

Shut up! I need to go to bed. TTYL.

[This post is a part of Fleshbot's Joanna Angel Week.]