Porn For Straight Girls: In Which I Bring A Little Diversity To Your Lives

Even if I hadn't been looking to feature an Elegant Angel movie and something with an all-black cast, I would have recommended "Black Mommas Vol. 3" today. The sex is so, so absurdly raunchy and hot.

We've written about all-black films on Fleshbot before, and I know that the consensus is generally that they feel segregated and "niche-y." I don't disagree with that sentiment. However, as a minority of the Eastern variety, I find it equally irritating that it's impossible, as far as I know, to find a film with an all-Asian cast, despite the prevalence of female Asian performers. (Please tell me if I'm missing something.) Granted, I'm speaking solely of the American porn market, not the Japanese one, but still. So I appreciate that films with black women and black men are at least available, and hot, and besides, I've already recommended a couple of interracial films. Let's mix it up.

I'm assuming that the "Mommas" in the title is because these women are supposed to be MILFs, but the only thing that made them seem "older" was that they were authoritative and very much in control of each scene. L.T., who is the most hands-on director this side of Tom Byron, basically gets passed around and used like he's a bottle of nail polish. From Sierra, who blackmails him to eat her out to keep his job after she catches him watching porn, to Alana Moore, who makes him fuck her to settle a debt, each of these women holds something over him.

So first, Sierra (whose breasts are so big, she can lick them herself) fucks L.T. in her office, which has a loft with a futon for some reason. Maybe it's one of those tiny start-ups. L.T. is all, "I'm married!" But as soon as Sierra spreads her legs he's all, "Hey, as long as I'm down here, we can have sex too, right?" By the way, he has sex with six women in this, and none of them are his wife. One of my favorite elements of this film was the way the performers transitioned into anal sex with absolutely no ceremony. It was just, "And now, door number two!" I enjoy that sort of casual attitude. A couple scenes later, Sierra's over at Jada Fire's house, telling her about what went down, and they decide to call L.T. up and blackmail him into a threesome while they're at it. What a good idea!

Then, L.T. is at home, and Soleil comes to subpoena him for her client. He protests, and she blackmails him for sex in exchange for gaining her client's sympathy. The lawyer thing is pretty hot, and L.T. thinks so too. Also, I think that Soleil is just completely beautiful. Unfortunately, Soleil is not good at keeping her promises, and her client Alana Moore tells L.T. that fucking the lawyer is not going to appease her. So L.T. ends up paying her the same way. Seriously, this guy must have a magic dick or something. Also, are all these women friends and telling each other about him?

The odd scene came when Kim Eternity brings L.T. home, I guess on a date, and catches her stepdaughter Ms Platinum (who's dressed like a raver, so cute) masturbating. Instead of being like, "Hey, get a lock on your door," Kim decides this is a great time to a) lick Ms Platinum's pussy, and b) initiate her into sex by way of a threesome with L.T., the guy she's cheating on Ms. Platinum's dad with. Uh, this results in a lot of strange, uncomfortable dialogue. But enthusiastic fucking!

I love Elegant Angel. Their movies are twisted, raunchy, and ridiculously hot. Everyone in this movie seemed thrilled with who and how they were fucking, and the dirty talk seemed more genuine than usual. There was no mention of race, or enforcing of racial stereotypes, outside of the title of the movie. Now we just need to change the title of the series to something like, "Mommas Whose Races Don't Matter," or "Powerful Women Of Assorted Ages And Ethnic Identities," and we're golden.

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