As we were watching all the leaves turn to red and orange, it suddenly hit us: we should deliver a blitz of beautiful redhead pornstars! And we're doing exactly that right now.
Coincidentally, most of these movies include some form of group sex. We've stumbled upon a generalization about redheads! They are generous and adventurous, and love having variety in the bedroom. How's that for your Cosmo horoscope of the day?
1. Kylie Ireland in "Nina Hartley's Guide to the Perfect Orgy": We cannot start a discussion about redheads without mentioning Kylie Ireland: actor, director, all-star maestro of the erotic symphonette. In this movie, she and Nina Hartley help viewers become better orgy patrons and/or hosts. Then, of course, they show you how an orgy should go down (you know, for all you visual learners out there).
2. Audrey Hollander in "Kiss Me Deadly": We just watched "Kiss Me Deadly" the other day and we very much enjoyed watching Audrey get spit roasted as she dangled from ropes. To be fair, we've always enjoyed Audrey wherever she shows up (which is surprisingly often, too), but we were especially moved by this display of hardcore courage.
3. Misti Dawn in "Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Alone": Misti Dawn and Mr. Pete? Exciting. Throw a little extra Jessie Lee in there? Phenomenal. These girls really know how to support each other, and they don't let Mr. Pete rest for a single second. You have to admire the bonds of sisterhood that those Burning Angel gals always exhibit.
4. Justine Joli in "Justine Exposed": Of course we're going to put up something with Justine Joli. We had a hard time figuring out which single movie to pimp in this spot, but we chose "Justine Exposed" for the fact that A) Justine is all over this movie, and B) because Michael Ninn makes everything look dark, moody, and gorgeous.
5. Faye Reagan in "The Breakfast Club - A XXX Parody": Again, how can we choose only one movie? It's Faye Reagan! Well, we had to go with "The Breakfast Club" parody because the only thing hotter than our redhead dreamgirl Faye is when Faye aligns with America's redhead dreamgirl Molly Ringwald. It's just too good to pass up.
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Previously: More of Fleshbot's Friday Five