Kayden Flaunts Her Body (Of Law) In "Krossing The Bar"

If you've ever been fucked by a lawyer, wait until you see what they do to each other!

Krossing the Bar

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Jim Malibu
Cast: Kayden Kross, India Summer, Marie Luv, Sochee Mala, Alexis Texas, Eric Swiss, Rocco Reed, Tommy Gunn, Johnny Sins

When you hear the squealing "L.A. Law"-like guitar intro music, you automatically get in the mood for serious, business suit booty bumping, and "Krossing the Bar" does not disappoint. All the gents wear ties and all the ladies sport garter belts; dress code success.

Kayden's promotion to junior partner of her firm gets everybody all riled up. Her assistant, India Summer, celebrates by fucking Eric Swiss in the lobby of the building. Summer slobbers over Swiss' balls like she was cleaning them up for a court date, and she takes him into her ass with an explosive energy that sets the pace for the flick. Just after Swiss pops on her ass, a cop walks by and arrests them both.

Meanwhile, Rocco Reed is running over some case files with Ms. Kross in her office. Of course, by "some case files" we mean "Kayden's pussy", and by "running over" we mean "deeply tonguing." Legalese aside, Kross and Reed give the soundproof walls a good rattling (you know, for client confidentiality) before they face the task of busting India out of jail.

As Kayden exchanges some terse words with District Attorney Johnny Sins, a pair of paralegals flee to the bathroom for an Ally McBeal style toilet tryst. Sochee Mala strips Marie Luv down to her garter belt (every girl needs one!), bends her over the sink, and habeas her corpus all over the floor. It's honestly one of the most passionate lesbian scenes we've witnessed in a long while.

Back to business: Alexis Texas approaches the chambers of the Honorable Judge Tommy Gunn for some private counsel. Since he's presiding over India's case, Alexis wants to show him public sex is A) victimless, and B) fucking awesome. Tommy knows exactly where to bang his gavel to send Alexis over the edge; honestly, you could throw these two into any movie and make it instantly better.

Naturally, Kayden wins her case, but she doesn't feel the need to gloat about it. She even gives the DA a pity fuck pro bono publico! Kayden shows that being a lawyer is all about attention to detail, proving it with tender-yet-rapid flicking of Johnny's frenulum (a sight we need more of in porn). She also proves that anytime you fuck Kayden Kross, you're fucking Kayden Kross in public; she's a screamer.

Not only does "Krossing the Bar" provide a delightful class of white-collar cumshots, but the two-disc set comes with an extra called "Kayden's First Squirt". It's behind the scenes footage (supposedly, it's often hard to tell what's real in porn) of Kayden Kross stumbling across the surprise birthday party that is her first squirt; her reaction is simultaneously hilarious, hot, and endearing. Even though it's only a minute long, it's worth watching over and over. You don't need to ask the jury, we're 100% guilty of loving this movie.

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