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I am, as you know, sentimental. So a title like "The Summer of My 19th Year" makes me think of tender accounts of awkward first blowjobs, Sunny DeLite, anal tearing, and returning to community college a new person. Oh well.

L'ete de Mes 19 Ans

Studio: Marc Dorcel
Director: Herve Bodilis
Starring: Jade Laroche, Sabrina, Mia Vendome, Tarra White

Review by: Gram Ponante

I know it's porn, but I just expected something more innocent, as if Bryan Adams should have traded his wholesome "Summer of 69" for this title, and both would have emerged somehow more appropriate.

Two young women, one of whom is the narrator, arrive in Ibiza and immediately hitchhike into the Kia Sportage of Miguel. There's no soft looks or mooning, my friends; the fucking begins almost immediately.

They all hit the clubs and repair to a house where a sex party has been going on, it seems, for decades.

Miguel gets pouty when he discovers the girls making out, but all is forgiven when they have a threesome.

The end!

As you will see from the gallery, everyone in this movie is fantastically attractive, but the one thing that would have saved this French-language film for me was a laugh track. Despite a weekend of fucking, Miguel puts hs foot down on dainty carpet munching.

· Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)
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