We know Sasha's been there for a while now, but don't you worry. Germany will fall to her charms. Now that she has infiltrated their Playboy, it is only a matter of time...

Even Sasha Grey has to work her way up the normal ranks of German power. First you have to be in "art" magazines, then GQ, then Playboy, and then you become Chancellor (with a simultaneous yet clandestine grip on Deutsche Bank). Of course, she's trying to expedite the process by dressing up like Nabokov's Lolita. Best of luck to you, Sasha; there are so many countries still standing.

· Sasha Grey x Playboy Germany (yuhmm.com)