Oh no! Jamie Reamz washed her school uniform skirt last night, and now it's too, too short—and so Tony Desergio can't take her to school! What is she going to do?

What, you haven't figured it out already? Well, we'll give you three guesses...and by the way, her solution doesn't involve fixing the skirt (or going to school, for that matter).

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