From Now On, Shane Diesel & His Well Hung Friends Will Be Fucking Your Girl

By DCypher, 4:00 PM on Fri Nov 13 2009, 19,050 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Oh it's true! Shane's monster cock will now plunder the formerly tight pink paradise that is your lover's vagina, flooding her with gallons of cum and washing away the memory of your cock forever!

For some, it is the worst nightmare imaginable. For others, it's the start of an erotic journey so thrilling, so taboo, that they can barely contain themselves, their genitals throbbing wildly as if they were hooked up to a car battery.

Syren De Mer, Kaci Starr, Sarah Vandella, Charley Chase, and Katie Kox young lives will never be the same again, now that they have opened the door to cuckoldry, turning their lovers hearts inside out and forcing them to watch how they really want to be pleasured—by massive black cocks.

Still we are certain from the astonished but curious looks on their lovers' faces (not to mention the fact that most of the partners inexplicably begin masturbating while they watch) that this new chapter of their lives will all turn out for the best.

Charley Chase takes miles of thick pipe like the horny slut she is and Katie Kox has the face of a young angel, even with a foot and a half of donkey prong smashed into her uterus.

"Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories Volume One" comes out this week. We have so much to learn from him. Check out the gallery they sent over as evidence and let us know what you think.