Next time you're out getting some coffee, ask for your venti vanilla latte with protein, and get it "barista style." Trust us.

Recent studies have shown that caffeine is good for semen! Allegedly, coffee improves overall male fertility by stimulating the spermatozoa, making them swim faster. We're not sure if putting the jizz directly in the coffee with sugar has the same effect. We'll find out, though. For science.

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