If Rosie Jones were any less well-endowed, we'd be worried about her health. Then again, she does have that lovely hat to keep her warm. Everything's fine!

Nudity is always more alluring in the winter. Anyone can strut around naked in the sunshine, but it takes serious dedication to pimp your bod in the frost. Maybe Rosie prefers the cold; after all, some chicks are just too hot for the bear rug and fireplace.

· Get Cosy, Then Watch Rosie (frontarmy.co.uk)

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