If you thought the Victoria's Secret Miraculous Push-up Bra was the hot new titty tamer on the market, then you should check this out. It's God's Hand on your breasts.

When it comes down to it, you have a choice: you can either have a push-up bra that claws at your boobs and digs into your shoulders, or you can divinely augment the mirth of your bust with the pillowy rapture of our Lord. It's completely your choice.

· Props to Conrad for pointing this out to us, and also to Violet Blue: the "hand of god" bra (tinynibbles.com)

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