Noble readers: you believe in love, don't you? Well, one of your fellow Fleshbottians has fallen in love—and needs your help to see that love through!

This mystery girl is the object of the reader's affection. Who is she? Where did she come from? Where does she get naked most often? You—yes, you—have it in your hands to save someone from the heartbreak of lusting after someone without even knowing her name.

Can you help?

Send an email to Lux Alptraum, the author of this post, at lux@fleshbot.com.