It's not the glasses. She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference.

Wearing glasses doesn't make you a nerd. What, we're supposed to believe that you got that way from reading books? Or playing video games? Ridiculous. You know what makes people go blind? Masturbation. People with glasses may or may not be nerds, it's about a 50-50 chance. However, there's a good chance that a person with glasses is a chronic masturbator.

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