In 1539, the Knights Templar of Malta paid tribute to Charles V of Spain by sending him a video of a young woman really into bondage. Somehow, the video ended up online...

Silent, atmospheric squirting is the trademark of good noir film, as is confusion. And this movie raises more questions than it does erections. Why are they in the shower? Why is the shower on? Why is this in sepia tone? This will take serious detective work.

· My girlfriend and our best friend. (xtube.com)

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