It wouldn't take much convincing to get us to strap on a collar and bend to the will of a beautiful woman. For one thing, beautiful women just naturally bring out our submissive nature.

For another, the life of an erotic slave seems to have more than a few perks—especially if what we're seeing here is an accurate depiction of a day in the life of a slave. And we'll bet dollars to donuts it is (come on...would porno lie to us?).

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