Okay, bear with us: you know how Vikki Blows is a totally hot glamour model, and her last name* is blows, which is, like, sometimes a synonym for sucks? Well, what if we did a spread called "Vikki Sucks"?

And like, as a real kicker, we could have her sucking a lollipop. Man, are we witty or what?

· Vikki Blows (more @ egotastic.com)

*actually her last name for reals, yo

Send an email to Lux Alptraum, the author of this post, at lux@fleshbot.com.