Hustler Continues To Frighten Hot Chicks With Penis

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Just when you thought it was safe to walk around bragging about the size of your unit again, Hustler goes and releases their sequel to "Scary Big Dicks" and ruins everything. Our erotic Halloween costume is now ruined!

Even more surprising than the fact that it's not named "Scary Big Dicks 2: Dicked Harder" is the fact that the movie, which stars terrified young vixens Alexia, Ally Ann, Amara Heart, Elly Fox, Jada Stevens, and Nicole Ray, is actually (wait for it)—good. Yeah, that caught us a little off guard as well.

As is our custom, we singled out one scene in particular to love, then obsess over, and finally pretend not to be that interested in but secretly wish it would, like, you know, call...and stuff. That scene featured the lovely and talented Nicole Ray, whose baby doll facial expressions and pert, firm young breasts were enough to leave us breathless. Watch her eat a gigantic cockmeat sandwich then get mounted and drilled out was astonishing, like witnessing a miracle. We have no idea where all that cock went either!

We'd also like to shout out Jada Stevens, who in so many ways is far too young and pretty to be that comfortable taking on the kind of cock she has since day one in porn—oversized, intimidating, and gigantic. Watching her suck on a monster is heart stopping entertainment for the whole family.

"Scary Big Dicks 2" comes out this week. Prepare to be frightenedly aroused as you sample our ghoulishly good gallery of exclusive sample pix.