Hot girls? Sexy. Hot girls who major in nuclear physics? We'd have no qualms about dropping $50,000 a year to hang out with them.

But you can't just use any old line on these girls. If you haven't read Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit, you can't even hope for better than a handjob. Be prepared people! I'll see you in class on Monday. In the meantime, read over the curriculum.

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