Truth be told, your friends at Fleshbot know a thing or two about unrequited love. Too often we've sat at home, pining after a beautiful woman, knowing in our hearts that she didn't return our affections. Marisa Tomei is different.

Yes, though we've never met—or even been in the same room—we feel quite certain that lovely Marisa loves us back. Just look at her, smiling at us, her nipples brazenly poking up to wish us good morning. Oh Marisa....you're so wonderful, they should have given you two Oscars.

· Marisa Tomei (taxidrivermovie.com)

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