Sure, size doesn't always matter—but there's no denying that sometimes it does. Say, for instance, you had a choice of going to a big toy orgy or a small toy orgy...you'd pick the big toy orgy, right?

Of course right. Just like any sensible person would—and like Megan Jones and Nikki Sexxx most certainly did. (Those girls have good heads on their shoulders, if you ask us.)

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