Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place.

Sounds interesting, really—but perhaps we'd all be better off using aphrodisiacs that don't turn our partners into objectum-sexuals. Now, who's up for some oysters?

· Man, woman getting it on. Man takes phone call. So woman f*cks man's pants. Man left to smell pants. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

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