A note to the lady celebrities of the world: if you happen to go out on your balcony, and take off your top, the paparazzi will get a picture of you. It happened to Angelina Jolie, and now Lily Allen...

Granted, we're not exactly complaining about this sort of behavior (frankly, we think it's pretty marvelous and fully support it)—but we just thought you should, you know, know in advance. So you don't come complaining to us days later when your "private" moment is being enjoyed by the public worldwide.

· Lily Allen (taxidrivermovie.com)

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