Remember that part, in that movie, when Antonio Banderas comes on Catherine Zeta-Jones' chest in a 'Z'? Yeah? No? Didn't happen? Oh.

So maybe we imagined it—It's not our fault, that movie had all kinds of weird sexual undertones, and that scenario was totally plausible. The couple in this video knows what's up: keep the mask, ditch the rest. We probably would've kept the hat, but it's not necessary.

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