Ninjas: stealthy, mysterious, and super deadly. Nympho Ninjas: stealthy, mysterious, and deadly sexy. We don't know what sort of ninjitsu this amateur couple is practicing—but we hope it catches on among ninjas across the globe.

And may we say, it's nice to see ninja sexiness expanding beyond the art of female ninja rape. Not that we're opposed to that practice (we're not opposed to anything that involves Maria Ozawa naked)—but diversity is always good. Especially when it comes to naked ninjas.

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