Riley Steele Comes On Sweeter Than "Honey"

By DCypher, 4:00 PM on Fri Oct 23 2009, 27,442 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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From the moment we first set eyes on beautiful young Riley Steele, we knew we were totally fucked. It didn't take more than that to be honest. Now check out our totally unbiased review of her latest release!

Surely at some point early on in life, Riley Steele learned that when it comes to men (and some women as well) she has, well, this amazing power to get them to do whatever she wants. Must have been a dream come true for her to uncover her supernatural powers. Instead of flying off to the Justice League and giving that power over to the world to be a slave, she put on her cape and flew to Digital Playground, where that power has been put to better use.

So when Celeste makes a movie called "Riley Steele: Honey," and we're told it's about Riley enjoying her "new found power," we know that she's taking liberties, just like she did when she added Nicole Ray and Alyssa Hall to the cast. Then again, with sweet Riley taking on three full scenes in the movie, we're willing to overlook hyperbole just this one time.

Seriously, have you seen this woman fuck? It's like something out of your wildest fantasy. Riley baby, we're expecting pretty big things in you out of you for the next couple years.

"Riley Steele: Honey" comes out next week. Now check out our exclusive gallery—courtesy of Digital Playground—and when you're done go ahead and check out the trailer.