Technology has given us many great gifts: the polio vaccine, cars, televisions, microwave ovens, the internet—so many wonderful gifts that have made our lives infinitely easier. But of them, which the one we're the most grateful for?

The digital camera. Without that crucial invention, amateur pornography would never progressed to the levels it exists at today. In past times, a fear of improper behavior at the photo processing center might have kept a girl like Hannah-Jay from photoing herself naked (or at least have limited her to polaroids). But thanks to our friend the digital camera, she's able—and wiling!—to photograph her naked body with impunity, and send the results off to classy gents' mags like Front.

It truly is a wonderful world we live in.

· Alt Girl DIY: Hannah-Jay (frontarmy.co.uk)

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