It's Phoenix Marie's "Sexy Life," And You're Welcome To It

By Gram Ponante, 11:30 AM on Fri Oct 9 2009, 12,637 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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You know who's sexy in person? That Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, "My Sexy Life."

My Sexy Life

Studio: Muffia
Director: Phoenix Marie
Cast: Phoenix Marie, Andi Anderson, Eric Swiss, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Adriana Nicole

A lot of porn seems DIY in a bad way, as if a lack of skill was masquerading as an aesthetic. But this movie, which is just a camera and a bunch of hot, raspy, incorrigible women who would be doing this even if they weren't getting paid (though the tits suggest they are) really makes "My Sexy Life" a boner-inducing trainwreck of a home movie.

It's the night after a big party (we're told this, and we believe it) and Phoenix Marie wants to recreate something on a cold morning that worked so well the night before, you know, when everyone was wasted. The delicious Andi Anderson strips down to a bikini and attempts a run at a Slip-n-Slide. It doesn't really work, but she looks good doing it.

Marie and Anderson are pretty much screaming at each other like any loud girls who know they're sexy. We wonder if the whole movie will be like this, and think: "I could stand this for maybe one full day. But I would stand the fuck out of it."

Phoenix takes us on a guided tour of her life, and we meet all her sexy friends (Adriana Nicole, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing) in various semi-staged outings at the AVN convention, a soccer field, a dildo store, and on a trampoline.

While we are happy Phoenix Marie took us along, ultimately we wished someone else had been holding the camera. Shots are blurry or too fast; not careful enough to get a good look at the star. It is as if she thought her friends deserved all the attention in her own movie.

If there had been a B-roll of this movie, which there wasn't, it would have been great. As it is, we wanted more of a perspective on Phoenix Marie's "Sexy Life."