To an almost frightening point. We suspect that before working in the adult industry, she must have trained as a contortionist—failing that, we can't fathom what freaky genetics endowed her with these abilities.

But even if we can't understand her insane abilities, we can still appreciate them. (And if there's any chance Hustler managed to work a "Nicole Ray gets banged while inside a locker" scene into "This Ain't Saved By The Bell"...we would be very, very appreciative.)

· This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX: Nicole Ray naked in a locker! (hustlerworld.com)

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