Is World's Hottest Woman Olivia Wilde feeling a bit threatened by the recent attention lavished on Sexiest Woman Alive Kate Beckinsale? There's no way to be sure...but she is showing off her nipples, and that can only mean one thing.

Yes, kids: get yourselves ready for an all-out sexy-off. Two women will enter, many clothes will be shed...and one will emerge victorious as the Sexyhottest Woman Alive in the World. We're biting our fingernails with anticipation just thinking of it. Think they'll air the action on cable? Or at least pay-per-view?

Olivia Wilde (egotastic.com)
Olivia Wilde (egotastic.com)

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