A note to all public sex aficionados: if you're going to get wild somewhere like, say, the waiting room of an Atlanta tattoo studio, you'd do well to check for security cameras before you get into the act.

Unless, of course, you happen to be into the idea of getting caught on camera. In which case, thanks for the free porn—and keep up the good work! (And, uh, maybe cheat out next time? If you're gonna perform for the camera, you might as well perform for the camera.)

· Sex Romp Caught on Surveillance Camera (youtube.com)

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