"Trisexual Asylum": So Much More Than A Booby Hatch

By Gram Ponante, 5:00 PM on Wed Sep 30 2009, 12,242 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Consider the Brazilian transsexual. How many times has she heard the party-ending question "Who brought the tranny to the threesome" (and in Portuguese, no less)? Now imagine how high the stakes would be in a mental hospital.

That's right. Picture a humid Rio insane asylum with its hypnotic samba rhythms and Carnaval setting, as the patients sip their Caipirinhas and talk about their feelings. When the nurses leave, the cocks come out.

Maybe we paint a disquieting picture of healthcare in other parts of the world, but we do so only as a public service. We also want to alert you to the fact that every country seems to have its own Tanner Mayes.

Because apparently, in Brazil, there are asylums in which the therapeutic milieu requires four tits and four balls carried by just three people.