"Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians" Attempts To Be Many Pornographic Things At Once

By DCypher, 5:00 PM on Fri Oct 2 2009, 14,062 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Yes, the wait is over: at last the uber "niche friendly" release of "Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians" has arrived from Sin City and our very own DCypher.

To the best of our knowledge, never before has an adult title worked so hard to fit into so many categories at the same time. Whether a stroke of creative genius or a crass attempt to more readily chop the material into easily marketed content for licensing deals, we may never truly know.

Set in a terrifying world where a handful of sexually uptight and morally conservative men are attempting to ban erotic materials from a small town library run by blonde, air headed MILFs, this release rapidly expands to become a metaphor for the loss of good old American style freedom! Oh noes!

And while you are all up in arms, emailing Glenn Beck and tracking down Bill O'Reilly and his elusive loofa, we will continue on with the more important details of this groundbreaking niche story porn release. Tatum Pierce, Heidi Mayne, Brooke Haven, and Holly Sampson comprise the sexually depraved cast of lovable dingbats who have no trouble getting down and dirty if it means getting their way.

Holly Sampson does a particularly good job of taking advantage of Dane Cross, reducing him to a well mannered boy who politely responds to the demands of an insatiable, bossy MILF who knows exactly what she wants. The result is a blistering hot scene that's sure to inspire.

"Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians" releases from Sin City and DCypher next week. In the meantime check out this exclusive gallery below.