Katy Perry, Drenched For Your Pleasure

Because the cleavage photos, the fake breast tattoo, the upskirts, and the S&M clearly weren't enough, now Katy Perry's gone and gotten soaking wet...and given one very lucky boy the opportunity to grab her boobs.

We may not have his good fortune, or his access to Katy, but at least if we squint really hard, we can kinda make out the outline of her nipples through her soaking wet dress. And that's something, right? (It's at least enough to keep us from crying ourselves to sleep tonight.)