The Hooters formula is a tried and true success (who can say no to scantily clad women and fatty foods?)—but to be honest, we've always found the Hooters uniform to be a little, well, lacking.

Maybe it's those orange shorts, or the tan pantyhose, or that creepy owl—but anyway, what we're really trying to say here is that the Hooters Swimsuit Pageant is a vastly better way to experience the charms of your friendly neighborhood Hooters girl.

Perhaps the company will take note and consider a change in uniform? Bikinis might not be the most hygienic workplace attire...but we're sure the health inspector would be happy to turn a blind eye. Right?

· 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant (boobieblog.com)

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